Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Things About Which I Officially Do Not Give A Shit (today, anyway)

(in no particular order)

- Tom Cruise

- Katie Holmes

- Suri Cruise (photos of, the actual existence of, etc.)

- Brooke Shields

- Paris Hilton (her, her "album", who she blows, the actual existence of, etc.)

- Lindsay Lohan's shaved vag (photos of, the smell of, the texture of, the actual existence of, etc.)

- Katie Couric

- The View

- Sumner Redstone

- Sports

- Your problems

- Jared Leto's hair

- the new religious website started by the Democrats

- David Hasslehoff

- flavored condoms

- any dessert not involving chocolate

- Ray Nagin

- Barrack Obama

- Dubya

- Karl Rove

- Steve Irwin (dead, alive, zombie, whatever)

- Barbara Boxer

- Donald Rumsfeld

- Tony Blair

- Anything I left off this list, but literally could not care less about

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Long time no post!

Friday, September 08, 2006 3:57:00 PM  
Blogger Alex said...

Oh, WAY TO ENCOURAGE ME TO POST MORE OFTEN, POSTY-MCPOSTERSON.

Hee. Hi!

Friday, September 08, 2006 4:11:00 PM  

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