Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Ray Nagin: Moron, Genius, Or Perhaps...Both?

"You guys in New York can't get a hole in the ground fixed and it's five years later. So let's be fair." - August 27th, 2006

Exactly! There's the straight-shootin' Ray that we sorta kinda of admire*!

"I tell you what I will never do again is refer to that site as a hole. It's a sacred site that is presently in an undeveloped state." - Like, two days later

Boo! Hiss! Pussy waffle boy! Let's be honest; it HAS been five years, and it IS still a hole in the ground, thanks to the morons at the Port Authority, and the moron governor of New York. And as for sacred; that's a religious statement, and ergo not logical.

Don't get me started on his "100 Days" promise.

Q: Why is he still the mayor of New Orleans?

A: Voodoo. And chocolate. Mmmm. Chocolate**.

* not so much

** voodoo = money; and the involvement of my beloved chocolate was negligible


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