Random Thoughts: The Thursday BUT I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE FUCKING DENTIST Edition
- If you are female, have large breasts, and are wearing a tight sweater or showing more than an inch of cleavage, DUDES ARE GOING TO STARE AT YOU, specifically, at your rack. Enjoy it, ignore it, get a reduction or get thee to a nunnery. Glaring when you "catch" us looking at your self-advertisement just makes you look bitter and hypocritical.
- On a related note, if I can see more than half an inch of your coin slot, I feel like I owe you a drink. But that's just one man's feelings.
- Please note that the "War On Drugs" has not yet targeted McDonald's french fries. Ha.
- If a "higher being" actually existed, I'd hope she'd be a lot like Mary J. Blige.
- X-Men 3 quick review: a large quantity of characters is no substitute for actual character development. You're welcome!
- A sign that you have been domesticated: cleaning the kitchen with your partner before going to bed makes you feel all warm inside.
- Has Tony Snow quit yet? No? Soon, one hopes.
- On a related note, if I can see more than half an inch of your coin slot, I feel like I owe you a drink. But that's just one man's feelings.
- Please note that the "War On Drugs" has not yet targeted McDonald's french fries. Ha.
- If a "higher being" actually existed, I'd hope she'd be a lot like Mary J. Blige.
- X-Men 3 quick review: a large quantity of characters is no substitute for actual character development. You're welcome!
- A sign that you have been domesticated: cleaning the kitchen with your partner before going to bed makes you feel all warm inside.
- Has Tony Snow quit yet? No? Soon, one hopes.
posted by Alex at 6/01/2006 10:15:00 AM
3 Comments:
She's got you cleaning? I am duly impressed. A tip of the hat to you, girlfriend! Hehe.
"She" has me cleaning? Au contraire, mon sista. I make my own chore lists. So there.
Um. She does get sort of an angry look when I don't get stuff done. I don't like inspiring that look...
What?!?! Large-breasted females getting stares from men...I find that hard to believe! :-P
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