Tuesday, June 06, 2006

But Jon Stewart Isn't!

Said by Mr. Stewart while emceeing the Peabody Awards: "This afternoon's program is sponsored by your Internet and phone records. Isn't that interesting — your Internet and phone records, because 'blah blah blah, 9-11.'. Thomas Jefferson once said: 'Of course the people don't want war. But the people can be brought to the bidding of their leader. All you have to do is tell them they're being attacked and denounce the pacifists for somehow a lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.' I think that was Jefferson. Oh wait. That was Hermann Goering. Shoot."

He is officially at the top of my man-crush list. Um, Stewart, not Goering.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

What, why not Goering? You don't like the boys from Brazil?

Sunday, September 10, 2006 7:26:00 PM  
Blogger Alex said...

No, silly. I do like girls from Brazil. If you know any. Meow.

Sunday, September 10, 2006 7:30:00 PM  

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