Too Bad We Don't Have A "Presidential Brown-noser"...OH WAIT.

Billy, from Bethel, CT writes:
Hi, I would like to say that Bush is has the right idea about the "No Child Left Behind" program. Now clebrating its second year, for the first time children in the* grades 3-8 will be tested with reading and math tests to figure out their abilities to work with such subjects. Great job and keep up the good work. Billy*

Harriet Miers
Hi, Billy, and good next question!

Um. Harriet? BILLY DIDN'T ASK A FUCKING QUESTION, OKAY? HE LICKED BUSH'S BROWNEYE. DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A LAW DEGREE? DO YA? DID THEY TEACH HOW TO IDENTIFY QUESTIONS AT YOUR LAW SCHOOL? I'LL GIVE YOU A WEE TIP, DARLIN': QUESTIONS GENERALLY INVOLVE SOME FORM OF REQUEST FOR INFORMATION, AND END WITH THIS PUNCUATION MARK:

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Yeah. She's SWELL, huh?

* the mistakes above are "Billy's", left intact and unedited, as you will see if you follow the link...methinks he was left behind LONG AGO.